TRENCH RAT

TRENCH FACE! TRENCH FUCK! TRENCH RAT! Los Angeles underground nastiness is all there is to be. We are here and we are thriving 🙂

“Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. And gettin’ caught in the rain.”

Do you hear the kinds of shit they come up with? The words these transplants spew is worse than a bullet to the brain! Yuppie go home!

“Don’t be silly, no one is actually FROM L.A…”

I am! Shut up and die! Fuck you!

TRENCH RAT LOS ANGELES 2024 EMBRACE YOUR TRENCHES. EXPLORE WITHIN. WE MAKE WHAT WE WANT!